spookythug:

i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)

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deepthroatodile:

swellower:

let it g

et all the way in ur butthole, sit down to help push it in, make sure that carrot is all the way in there with the green leaves sticking out before u head to the local grocery store and wait for the manager to pull it out bc he assumes ur stealing it, but no u brought it from home so now u can sue him for sexual harrassment and get tons of money. quick cash to fund ur vacation to hawaii. good luck

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hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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veird:

terminallycheesy:

whenever i lose followers i just want to tell them

“so, this is the thanks i get for working overtime.”

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OVERTIME

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spankmehardbarry:

me when i log into tumbler dot com

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